My body is 55% water / 45% spite

This snarky little sticker says what we’re all thinking: hydration is important, but spite is essential. Designed for the bold, the petty, and the chronically unbothered, this waterproof vinyl sticker is made to stick (and stay) on water bottles, laptops, notebooks, and anywhere else you need a reminder of what really keeps you going. Whether your customers are rage-fueled millennials, emotionally exhausted Gen Z-ers, or just anyone who runs on caffeine and revenge, this best-selling sticker delivers peak personality in 3 inches or less. Weatherproof, durable, and unapologetically extra—just like the people who buy it.

Details:

• Size: 3.0" x 1.9"
• Thick, durable vinyl
• Matte finish with white background
• Dishwasher-tested, scratch & fade resistant