Good Vibes Only 3D Birthday Card

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5” x 7”
Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Inside of card: “Nothing but good vibes coming your way,” with 3D pop-up vibrator sex toys 

Dogs might be a man's best friend, but give a woman a Rabbit, and she's set for life.
Look, we're not here for a long time, so why not have a good time by accepting nothing less than satisfaction in ways that usually require batteries? Life is too short to tolerate the guessing games, the ghosting, and the dreaded "did you come?" after dry-rubbing your inner thigh, so get off by switching 'on' (like, 12 times). As the inside of this 3D card suggests, your bedroom will be buzzing with "nothing but good vibes" that is sure to result in one helluva carnal comatose.

Try as you might, you just can't fake the intensity of these positive palpations.