Midlife Birthday Card

Introducing Jones Street Press's "TOO OLD & YOUNG," hilarious middle-aged Birthday Greeting Card. The perfect greeting card for that friend navigating their entry into midlife. Whether in their late 30s or 40s., this hilarious card captures the essence of being stuck in the "messy middle." Not old enough for the senior discount but long past the days of getting carded—life's ultimate unfairness! Send this card to your bestie, sibling, college buddy, or anyone experiencing the ups and downs of midlife. It's also ideal for the millennial who’s in deep age denial.

Card wording: "HAPPY middle age-ish BIRTHDAY! Too old to be carded. Too young for senior discounts."

A2, Blank Inside