Birthday Definition Letterpress Card

birthday noun | birth-day | \’bǝrth-dā\ 1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.2. A special occasion marking the day of your birth