{"product_id":"house-plants-and-their-f-cked-up-thoughts","title":"House Plants and their F*cked-Up Thoughts","description":"\u003cp data-click-tracking='{\"event_type\":\"content_well_click\",\"asset_type\":\"about_the_book\"}' class=\"is-size-5 has-title-font\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"is-size-5\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDiscover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky little gift book—a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs it possible that your plants have inner lives that run deeper than their roots? That your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic? That your majesty palm is deeply disdainful? Or that your philodendron has been eyeing your man?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust because your plants can't speak doesn't mean they don't have a lot to say. Proceed with caution. Once you peek into the tangled minds of these dirt-loving deviants, you might never feel at home with your houseplants again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e96 Pages\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46191843803361,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0496\/3493\/4935\/files\/houseplants-and-their-fucked-up-thoughts-9781951412036_xlg.jpg?v=1740332347","url":"https:\/\/gpstationeryshop.com\/products\/house-plants-and-their-f-cked-up-thoughts","provider":"Graphic-Poetry Stationery Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}