Dissociating Belated Birthday Card

For when you're late, but at least you're funny about it. This card features hilarious excuses (aliens? pigeons?) to lighten the mood and say “oops” with style. Perfect for customers who love quirky humor and keeping it real, even when they’re late. Message: Happy belated birthday! Sorry it's late (pick an excuse): my in-laws were in town, the dog ate your present, I was abducted by aliens, a pigeon stole my keys, and I was busy dissociating. - Blank inside - A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5") - Comes with coordinating euroflap envelope - Printed locally in Maryland - Ship individually in clear cello bags